Heard today:
The scene: I’m drying my hair and George puts Breanna on the bed.
George: I’ll just leave her here so I can… Aw.
(Inspects back of pajamas and notes the diaper blew out.)
George: Sigh. She always does that when I hold her.
Sherry: Don’t feel bad. Maybe it means that every time you hold her she just gets so excited that she craps herself with joy. It’s a good thing!
The scene: George is in the living room changing her diaper.
George: And these diapers are like a vapor lock!
Sherry: … Vapor lock?
George: Yes! Every time you take one off, she starts farting!
The scene: George is holding Breanna on the couch, looking at her little face.
George: Breebles, you have no lips.
Breanna: WAHH! WAAAAAH!
Sherry: Look, you made her cry. It’s okay, Breanna, you have lips, you have lips.
Breanna: WAH!
The funniest part is that the vapor lock statement is true. Every time her diaper is changed, she really does start farting madly, as though suddenly having air waft around gets her gas in an uproar. I don’t mind the farting, it’s when stuff comes flying out that I freak out a little.
Oh my dear Sherry… if only you had boys. Because you just ain’t lived until you’ve removed a diaper only to have a stream of pee hit you directly in the eyes. 🙂 Remember, it could always be worse.
Ha! I’m learning the joy of owning a boy.
LMAO awww hehhe too funny:)
lmao i agree with the others abt the pee hitting u in the face wth a boy jack has peed on his head and half way across the room, in my face on daddys clothes lol everything 🙂
i cannot get over how much her and hayley look alike!