How you know you’re sleep deprived:
At 1:30 am, gently place your full, sleeping baby in her bassinet. Attempt to place eyeglasses on arm of couch. Knock glasses OFF couch. Feel around on blurry floor. Reach up on to end table and then couch, cursing because you can’t remember where you put your damn glasses. Realize you’re looking for your glasses so that you can find… your damn glasses. Finally locate them under table and sigh heavily. Put them on and search for another 30 seconds before remembering (again) that you already found what you were looking for. Give up all hope of ever locating missing brain cells as easily.
If I could just sleep for three straight days I’m sure it would get better.
How do you not sit there and laugh hysterically at yourself? That’s what I’d do… and then NEVER tell anyone. 😉
Because i’m far too tired to laugh. and if i never told anyone you wouldn’t have a chance to mock me! 😉