What is it that makes a three-year-old figure the best time to have a lengthy conversation with me is when I’m sitting on the damn toilet? Seriously. Every time. If I’m just peeing then she rarely disturbs me. If I’m, er, NOT peeing though, that’s when she wants to discuss things like where the pipes from the tub go, what the walls are made of, and how the washing machine works.
Is it the captive audience factor? Yeesh.