Knock it off already

Dear Baby In My Uterus,

Even though we haven’t formally met yet, I already love you more than I can say and I’m sure you can feel that. I can’t wait to meet you sometime between today and five weeks from now.

That said, I have to say one thing. Unless you’re actually on your way down the birth canal and out into this crazy world, for the love of GOD please stop bouncing your big head repeatedly against my cervix. Please. I can’t take it anymore.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Love,
Mommy

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3 thoughts on “Knock it off already

  1. Oh Sherry, I’m so sending the same message to my babe. He/she has really settled into my pelvis in the last week and is constantly stabbing me in the nether regions. Ouch!

  2. Reading about the bouncing on your cervix thing, well it just makes me hurt. It’s funny but my youngest is 6 1/2 years old now and I can still feel that. Everytime I see a very pregnant woman walking across a parking lot and sort of stop and rub the belly with a painful look on her face I can feel exactly what she is feeling. That’s a pain that never seems to be forgot, i just find it amusing thinking about it.