Braaaaiiiinnns!

I’ve never been hardcore into the zombie culture. George has seen all the original Romero movies and generally likes to watch any new stuff that comes out and he’s a pretty big fan. I’ll watch the movies and I usually enjoy them at least. There are some that I have loved enthusiastically – namely Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland.

I think my problem with zombies was always that, in the old movies at least, they shuffled along at such an excruciatingly slow pace that I found it very difficult to be afraid of them. I mean, yes, they were undead and usually had limbs or bits of their faces hanging off of them, and if they managed to catch someone they would then try to eat their brains. I get that this is supposed to be scary but instead I only got angry. I would find myself practically shouting at the living characters that their brains will not be eaten if they would just RUN instead of standing there screaming incoherently. The zombies were slower than a 100-year-old man with a cane and they couldn’t climb anything. RUN YOU MORONS!

Now in the more recent zombie films things have changed. Zombies are not turtle-slow anymore. Most of them seem to run faster than me, in which case I would be very much out of luck in a zombie apocalypse unless I manage to get my hands on a motorcycle, and perhaps a rocket launcher. They’re also frequently seen making their way up and over things (looks like the attic isn’t so safe after all!) and they almost work together instead of just shuffling about in a random pack of flesh-eating slugs.

So in recent years I was starting to see them as having potential to be pretty frightening after all although they still didn’t make me scream or freak out or lie awake at night.

Enter the new show on the AMC network – “The Walking Dead”. Oh my hell.

We don’t get AMC here so we have to wait and see it online the next day. It is totally worth the wait. The first episode was pretty nerve-wracking and intense. This week the second episode aired and I watched it all alone last night at 10:30. I spent most of it with my toes curled while I squished myself further and further into the couch cushions. I may have also repeated, “Oh my God, oh my God, OH MY GOD!” throughout large portions of the show.

When it was over I turned to Facebook and implored someone to please come and help me down off the ceiling.

It is a seriously amazing show and so scary in parts and there are also times when I think “they can SAY that/show that on TV?!” It is excellent and I am loving it more than I should admit.

I also shouldn’t admit one other thing but I will: George was out last night and even though I was tired I stayed up until 11:20, waiting for him to come home before going to bed. You know. Just like that. Cough.

Anyone else watching?

How we spend our evenings

Sometimes George and I watch a TV show together, other times we might put on a movie. Other nights he’ll work on his music down the hall while I watch all the shows that I love and he hates (things like Dancing With the Stars and Grey’s Anatomy; the only thing he likes about the latter is making fun of me for crying just about every episode).

On Saturday there was nothing that we wanted to watch. Instead he brought one of his guitars out to the living room and played random songs while I enjoyed a few chapters in my book. While he occasionally made me raise my eyebrows – this would be when he started playing “Horse With No Name” which I absolutely despise with a visceral hatred – it was a nice way to spend a leisurely weekend evening.

One song that he played was John Mayer’s “Daughters” and I had an urge to record it so here you go, you can pretend you were here on Saturday in our living room too.

Enjoy!

Time changes are not kid-friendly

I will confess right now: I loathe time changes. It doesn’t matter which one it is. Spring ahead, Fall back, it’s all the same in the end. No matter which way you look at it, all it does is screw up your kids’ sleeping schedules royally.

Once upon a time the fall time change was something that I loved. In my teen years it meant another hour for my lazy self to sleep. Once I hit the early 20-something party years it meant an extra hour to hang out with friends.

As a mother it means that tomorrow my kids will wake up and their bodies will say that it’s 7:30 or 8 am but the clock will say otherwise. By the time bed time draws closer they will both be tired and cranky. It never fails.

I’m sure that the time change was once a useful feature, back when everyone farmed land to survive but in this day and age it’s just obnoxious. Next week I’ll appreciate not getting up and leaving home when it’s still pitch black at 6:15 am to go to Breakfast Club; on the other hand it’s depressing to have it dark by 4:30 in the afternoon.

Can’t we just leave the time alone?

Ah well. I guess I’ll just pretend to be younger and use the extra hour tonight to watch a movie or read more of my book and in the morning I’ll make a stronger-than-usual coffee and do my best zombie imitation!

Life with a dog

I’ve had dogs before, but having Winnie in particular is completely different. Back about 14 or 15 years ago (holy GOD, I now feel old) I had a dog named Balou when I lived with my ex. I knew absolutely nothing about dog training. All I knew was that I loved dogs and I loved my Balou. Somehow, with no formalities I had a dog who would come when called, didn’t jump all over everyone who came over, could be walked off leash, slept on the end of the bed (since I didn’t know about crate training), and was an all-around Good Dog ™.

Fast forward to a couple of years ago and I had Pearl. Being a Beagle I had expected a stubborn nature but a good family dog. Instead I ended up with a dog who didn’t listen, didn’t give a crap about commands, cared even less about things like her position in the “pack”, and most importantly (and the straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back) was extremely aggressive. The last point was what made us find her a new home.

And now enter Winnie.

Eager!

(In that photo she’s eagerly awaiting her favorite “toy” which is when I take an empty toilet paper tube, stuff it with dry food, fold the ends over, and toss it to her.)

Winnie is by no means a perfect dog. After a week of behavior that would have made her suitable for attending the Queen’s coronation, she settled in and discovered the joy of counter surfing. She was – I assume – frequently given scraps of food because she will beg two inches from someone’s face unless I step in and send her away. She is also back and forth in her ability to walk well on a leash. Some days she will trot happily along the sidewalk and other times she will try to remove my arm from its socket; tonight she nearly dragged me down when we were halfway through an intersection because she saw another dog. Clearly we still have some things to work on.

On the other hand, she’s amazing in so many ways. When we first got her, the girl warned me that she always barked for a minute or two after being put into her crate whether it was because she was being left at home alone or it was just time for bed. She did indeed do that but by the end of her first full week she had stopped and now she goes in easily. I showed her that her crate is a good place to be by making it a happy place; it’s full of cushions, no one bothers her when she wanders in on her own, and from time to time I throw a treat or a bit of kibble in there when she’s not looking so that she finds it later. It’s working because even if she’s not thrilled to go in, she’s content (she loves going in there at night; it’s when we go out to do errands that I get the “oh come on, really?!” stare).

She is happy when people come over but she doesn’t jump all over them. She’ll usually come up to say hello but all four paws remain on the ground. Sometimes she doesn’t even bother to get up from wherever she’s sprawled because she just doesn’t care. I love having a dog that doesn’t try to climb up a visitor’s leg and who doesn’t bark incessantly because someone is here. She’s so mellow.

Splish splash

(Mellow except in that photo; while walking in the woods she spotted this rather deep and large hole full of rain water and in true Lab fashion she lunged, belly-flopped, and then swam as much as a dog can while still leashed. I’m quite lucky I didn’t end up in there with her, sheesh.)

She loves to play with Breanna. An outsider might think that she’s about to eat Breanna sometimes because she’ll growl but it’s fun-filled growling, not anything malicious. They chase each other around and play with all of Winnie’s toys. She plays with Hayley too but since Breanna is home all day and Hayley is at school, Breanna and Winnie are best buddies.

She isn’t aggressive AT ALL. I very rarely feed Winnie myself. Instead Breanna feeds her in the morning and Hayley feeds her after supper most of the time unless they’re busy. I can let them do this because Winnie will not attack them for the food or start snarling if they’re within ten feet of her dish. Both kids make her sit quietly while they put the food in the bowl and she listens.

I mentioned above that she’s big on begging and that drives me NUTS. However, we have taught her to stay out of the kitchen while we’re cooking (any other time I don’t mind if she passes through but she has a lot of shaggy black hair that I would rather not find in the middle of my curried chicken) and when we sit down to eat she goes willingly to the living room or the hall. Well. Willingly but she does still stare at us like we’re terribly mean for not sharing our supper and every once in awhile she huffs like a ticked off teenager.

Like a lot of dogs, she’s happiest being near her people. This is especially true of me. If I get up and leave the room 95% of the time she’ll get up and follow me unless it’s late in the evening (she’s not a night dog; in fact she’s currently in her crate of her own volition, sleeping because it’s just time for her to turn in what with it being almost midnight). I don’t bring her in the bathroom with me because she’s one of those dogs who has that nasty habit of mistaking the cat’s litter box for a buffet (ewwwwwwww) and when I come back out she’s almost always lying directly in front of the door, waiting for me.

She tries our patience with the quirks that still need work (and good leash manners are most important for me because winter is coming and so are icy sidewalks and she’s strong enough to pull me down – HARD – if she puts her mind to it), but she’s honestly fitting in so well in our family that it’s amazing.

I am so lucky to have seen the ad on Kijiji when I did and I’m so happy to have a great dog once again.

Highland reading

Many years ago my sister read Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander book and if she was a singer she would have composed beautiful arias about how amazing it was to read.

Being a bit of a rabid reader myself, I thought “let me check out this incredible piece of literary gold!” and picked it up. I think I made it as far as page 10, maybe 15, and I gently closed it and declared that it sucked. So much for that.

Over the years a lot of people who love to read and also tend to read books that I enjoy have talked on and on about how much they love not only that one book, but her entire series thus far. I kept scratching my head and figuring, ah well, not everyone likes all the exact same books. I have an affinity for reading books about Middle Eastern women, teenagers in love with vampires, and boys who live under stairs and end up being incredible wizards but not all of my friends and family are going to read those same things with as much joy as I do (except my sister who has also read those same things).

One day I was at my parents’ house and I spotted Outlander lying about and my mother mentioned that while she had finished it she hadn’t liked it at all and wouldn’t be reading further into the series. For reasons that I don’t understand I asked if I could take it home and give it another shot at some point in the event that I found myself with absolutely nothing else to read besides the side of a cereal box. It sat there on my night table for months.

One day in between reading a non-fiction yoga book and a non-fiction dog training book I decided my life needed a little bit of non-reality and with a skeptical sigh I picked up the book I had loathed. And right now, almost 300 pages in, I am dying to know what was going on in my life that had me so distracted that I couldn’t get into this book because it is incredible.

I kind of resent the fact that life doesn’t allow for me to lounge about on the couch eating cookies and reading. I also apparently need to go buy all the other books in the series now. Alas, there are worse things.

Have you ever given a book a second try and discovered it was much better than you had previously anticipated?

Flying by

This week is just zipping right along. I’m a day behind because Hayley didn’t have school on Monday; staying out later for Halloween also made that day feel like a Saturday. Even though it’s Wednesday today I keep thinking it’s only Tuesday.

I’m just glad I remembered where we actually are in the week because for one thing I’d hate to miss Criminal Minds tonight (coming on in five minutes!) and even worse would be to forget to reset my alarm clock. I have Breakfast Club again tomorrow morning and that means getting up at 5:30 (or at least intending to do so, with a quick slap of the snooze button for good measure) instead of 6:30. It would be a little embarrassing to completely miss doing my volunteer work just because I don’t know what day it is.

I also have a meeting at the school after lunch tomorrow. There’s a health and wellness committee (called Ecole en Sante here in jolly old Quebec) and the principal would like to include parents from the PPO and the Governing Board. Since I do both I figure that’s good enough reason for me to participate. It’s basically a committee that works to find ways to increase the general good health among students. It’s not just for physical health, though that is covered as well via proper nutrition and fitness. However, there’s also a strong focus on emotional health, including building up self-esteem. I’m very interested in learning what we’ll be doing.

Other than being confused and being a day off in my week, it’s definitely nice to know that we’re almost back at the weekend again. I still stand by my long-held belief that society would be much more productive – and far happier – if we could all have four day weeks and three day weekends at all times.

How’s your week going? Fast or slow?

Ups and Downs

I love fall

I should feel quite lucky that it took until late October for me – or well, all of us – to come down with something. Usually when Hayley starts back to school all it takes is one week for some sort of school-based disease to make its way through our family. We did get some minor cold germs after she started up but it was nothing major.

Last week I was up at the school serving breakfast and Hayley asked me if I could come and cut her waffle for her because she was tired and frustrated (getting up that early will do that to you). I had just finished when I realized that the room was starting to spin and tilt around me. Awesome.

I staggered to the bathroom and splashed a bit of cold water on my face and the back of my neck and that helped a bit but when I came back out one of the other moms said I really didn’t look well because I was whiter than normal. I sat for a bit since it was still quiet – the biggest rush is when the buses arrive – and we were well staffed with volunteers that morning. After things settled a bit I decided to let the others do the serving and I stayed out of the way, quietly washing the dishes.

I assumed it was a monthly dizziness that I get courtesy of being a woman with whacked out hormones. It was a bit later than I would normally expect such a thing but it wasn’t anything that I didn’t experience from one month to the next. The difference was that I then came back home and spent the rest of the day feeling horribly dizzy, weak, and nauseous. That’s when I realized the Breakfast Club supervisor was right when she suggested that I was coming down with a virus. Apparently there’s something going around that is hitting everyone in exactly the same way.

I went to bed very early that night, before 10 pm, which is unheard of for me. I knew I had to get up at 5:30 on Friday to do another round of Breakfast Club and I was also supposed to hand out candies to the kids in class for Halloween. Luckily I had a great sleep and felt quite a bit better.

Saturday was more or less a repeat of Thursday and I felt absolutely horrible, as though I had been hit by a truck. Alarmingly, George felt just as awful as I did and I worried about how on earth we would ever manage to do our trick-or-treating with the kids on Sunday. Again, I hit the hay early for me, getting to bed just before 11 pm on a Saturday night (party animal!).

That helped as I was a bit sluggish but ultimately felt much better by the time Halloween rolled around. I didn’t take any chances and went to bed at a decent hour both Sunday night and last night as well. Today is the first day that I felt more or less *well* in days. I don’t think it was a flu, I think it was just a really bad cold, but who knows?

In any case I’m hoping to carry on feeling better because honestly I just don’t have time to be sick. I know there’s never a good time and everyone says that but I’m busy! I have Breakfast Club two mornings a week, two meetings a month (one for PPO and one for Governing Board), I’m attending a meeting for a special health committee up at the school this week, Pizza Day is coming up, Breanna’s birthday and the party is on the 20th, a friend’s daughter is having an outing on the 21st and her party on the 28th, and… well, I just do not have time for more sickness. Come on Vitamin C, get to work!

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I’m doing NaBloPoMo again this year, which means you can expect to read a new post here every day throughout the month of November.

Trick or treat!

Another Halloween has come and gone but it was definitely a good one. We got SNOW on October 30th, which caused me to utter many words that are not fit for repeating. I know I may be a Canadian and we’re supposed to be used to winter and all that but winter should not come about in October, sorry.

Smoky

Luckily it wasn’t too much and most of it had melted by the time we were ready for trick-or-treating. It was quite cold but kids don’t always notice things like cold anyway so it wasn’t until they were almost done that they started realizing their fingers were half frozen.

Hayley and Breanna both chose easy costumes this year. Hayley wanted to be a cowgirl, which surprised me a little bit but she looked very cute. All it took was a pair of jeans, a warm shirt and warm coat, and one of George’s plaid shirts over the top of that (yes, the jokes are true; all Canadian Halloween costumes should be designed to fit over a winter coat, possibly a full snow suit). She topped it off with pigtails, some freckles like Jessie in Toy Story, and a cowboygirl hat and she was done. She had brought a horse but wisely chose to leave it in the car.

As for Breanna, she wanted to be a fairy. I scratched my head trying to figure out how to make her pretty yet warm, and ended up pulling one of Hayley’s pink, flowery summer dresses over her warm coat. She wore fairy wings, a tiara, and carried a wand. I also put a bit of makeup on her and she was very happy. Both girls had a great time trick-or-treating with their friends and it was fun for me to watch Breanna keeping up with the big kids this year, not needing (or wanting!) my help to go up to each door.

The gang

And me? I don’t believe in trick-or-treating without some sort of costume even I’m not the one going up to get the candy. Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year and I love to get dressed up. I usually dress as Hermione from Harry Potter but this year I decided to go with one of the more evil characters. I always said that if I was an actress I would have wanted to play Bellatrix just because she was completely insane. The role went to Helena Bonham Carter but that doesn’t mean I can’t dress the part a bit!

Avada Kedavra!

The principal at Hayley’s school is a very wise woman. Knowing Halloween was a Sunday this year, she took one of the floating ped days and gave the kids Monday off. No one wanted a bunch of tired and strung out kids still coming down from a sugar high sitting in their classrooms, so it worked out well. It meant we didn’t have to rush home and after trick-or-treating was done we got to spend some time enjoying ourselves at a friend’s house. Much better than trying to herd them off to bed at a decent hour!

I have a few more Halloween pictures up over here if you’d like to see them.

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I’m doing NaBloPoMo again this year, which means you can expect to read a new post here every day throughout the month of November.