Google is your friend, I guess

Someone came to this site after asking Google why is it when i sit my pregnant belly fold in half at the belly button?

My answer would be: Because there is no dignity whatsoever when you are pregnant. You’ll pee when you sneeze, make unladylike noises when you try to turn over in bed, and your belly and bellybutton will both do very strange things. Just accept it. It will make things easier if you end up pooping on the delivery table or discussing treatment of hemhorroids with a nurse in front of a large audience. Pregnancy and birth are miraculous. But dignified they are not.

In other news, my new goal in life is to be as insanely relaxed as Breanna is. I know that it could all change next week and I coul wind up dealing with five months of colic, resulting in my development of a binge drinking problem, but at this very moment in time, having observed her since Sunday, she is so laid-back and calm and tolerant. I need to develop that in myself.

Chillin'
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15 thoughts on “Google is your friend, I guess

  1. Look at all that hair! Just seeing those pictures make me all anxious for this one to be born. I’ve still got so long to wait!

    She’s really adorable. I love seeing pictures!

  2. She’s darling and I hope she stays as laid back as she is now. Tristan was WAY easier than Alyssa, so there is hope. 🙂

  3. Hey! I got me one of those too! Aren’t they fab?

    I think everyone should have at least one of these kind of laid back little beauties and at least one little sh*t disturber, after all, there’s so much to be learned from both.

    Don’t you think?