How to crack your kid up

Step 1 – Set up the MegaBloks princess castle.

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Step 2 – Get the Prince and Cinderella.

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Step 3 – Send the Prince and Cinderella up to the top of the castle for a romantic view into the gardens.

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Step 4 – Pick up a foam basketball.

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Step 5 – Make the Prince scream, “Oh my god, it’s a meteor from outer space heading straight for us!”

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Step 6 – Pitch the ball at the castle (flames and smoke not included).

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Step 7 – Have the Prince and Cinderella jump into the lake below to escape the meteor.

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Step 8 – Mass destruction as the couple swim to safety.

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Step 9 – Block your ears as your pre-schooler shrieks with hysterical laughter.

The end.

(The fairy tale never tells you the craziness that happens AFTER “happily ever after” right?)

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