If you don’t watch “All My Children” you don’t need to read the rest of this, but I just have to get these things out.

1. I have always despised Erica and also Susan Lucci for being an overactor of epic proportions. But you know what irritates me the most of all about her? The way she always has to say “my daughter, Kendall” or “my daughter, Bianca” when she’s talking about them. If she just says Kendall, we’ll know it’s her daughter. If she’s talking about Kendall already, saying “my daughter” will not leave us perplexed and confused. It drives me batty and she must have done it at least five damn times today.

2. If Zack and Kendall don’t admit they’re falling for each other and GET IT ON ALREADY, I will honestly implode from the tension. For the love of all that is holy, KISS HER ALREADY. PLEASE!

Ahem. That is all.