1. Hayley decided she wanted to watch “A Bug’s Life” yesterday so we put it on for her. As we were eating supper, she offered up some words of wisdom.

Hayley: You know why the grasshoppers are mean and take all the food from the ants?
Sherry: Why?
Hayley: Because they’re ASSHOLES.
*Sherry and George look at each other, working very hard to keep from laughing*
Sherry: Well, yes. But when we talk about that with people, we’ll use the word “bullies” okay?
Hayley: Okay.

2. George came home from our friend’s house last night.

George: Tonight Perry played me that Rage Against the Machine song, “Fuck You, I Won’t Do What You Told Me”. What a great song!
Sherry: I know, I always loved that song. It was always a big hit on the dance floor at the bars I used to go to.
George: Rmember those guys that used to come to the studio that were sort of like that? Now I understand where they were coming from.
Sherry: I know! Remember? I even said that they reminded me of Rage Against the Machine. Didn’t I say that?
George: Yes, I remember.
*Sherry goes and finds mp3 on her hard drive and starts playing said song at a moderate volume, since it was almost midnight.*
Sherry: It really is a good song.
George: But you can’t appreciate it properly until you hear it really blasting.
Sherry: PLEASE. I danced on top of the speaker that it was blaring from, I’ve HEARD it loud.
George: Oh my god. *eye roll*