Since I’m feeling silly and loopy (and now finally have a hot cup of coffee to perk me up even more!) I thought this was a good time for…
My five favorite corny jokes: (the last three are best read out loud)
- Q. Guess what? A. Chicken butt! (the only reason that one’s funny to me is because of the reaction it gets from my kids)
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting cow! Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO!
- Q. How do you catch a unique bird? A. Unique up on it!
- Q. How do you catch a tame bird? A. The tame way – unique up on it!
- Q. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? A. NACHO cheese! (that’s my favorite of the bunch)
Does it show that I’m the kind of person who also really likes puns? I know. 🙂
Kids used to roar with laughter over the word “pickle” around here. I never caught on but I did have to laugh once they got going.
Ha ha, #2 & #5 were used in HALF NELSON.
Woot! Gave what I could. You can make it!