Desperation

Day 61: Desperation

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Breanna is still coughing like a crazy person so she couldn’t really go outside to play since it was pretty cold out. Also, with Hayley off from school, we sent her extremely filthy snow suit over to George’s parents’ house since they have a clothesline in their basement. As a result, no one was able to go out to this afternoon.

Unfortunately, I had to work. Also, my laptop decided to commit suicide by way of a corrupted boot disk or some such thing, so George was hard at work trying to work his way in to save my documents and whatnot so that he could format and re-install my operating system (dear Vista, I hate you). By the way, he did indeed find that last resort success when he managed to use a CD to boot up in Linux, and he pulled all my files to safety. PLEASE BACK YOUR SHIT UP. You don’t want to know how many times I was thinking I would need to breathe into a paper bag last night when I couldn’t sleep because I hadn’t backed up in “awhile” and by “awhile” I really mean “what kind of idiot doesn’t back up over a year of photos, holy crap?!”

Anyway.

So when I get desperate for a bit of peace amongst fighting siblings, you can tell because that’s when I do something crazy. Today that showed when I pulled out the Moon Sand. Let me put it to you this way: I bought them Moon Sand as a joint Christmas present in 2007 and I think this was the 4th time it’s been out. It’s not as cool as it looks on TV, but the biggest problem is that it’s a pain of epic proportions to clean it up when they’re done.

However, I have to say that this sand – which used to be white, blue, purple, pink, and yellow, and is now a big blob of gray – kept those kids playing for over two and a half hours together. There was minimal arguing, I only had to step in a few times to remind Hayley that it’s not fair to hog 7/8 of the sand while leaving a wee pile for Breanna, and they were mostly quiet other than the chattering at each other. Two and a half hours!

Seriously, that more than made up for the fact that it took me about 20 minutes to completely clean it up when they were done. Still, I am looking forward to getting that snow suit back and taking them outside to burn off some steam.

What’s your desperate time filler?

Strange concepts really can work

Day 59: Anticipation

That photo has nothing to do with my entry but I love it anyway because that is the look of sheer anticipation and joy. Pearl is a typical Beagle in that she is cute but also an awful, horrible, no-good day dog. However, if there is ever anything I can do to get her to calm down and behave herself for a few minutes, it’s while I am busy filling up her Kong toy with peanut butter.

When I mentioned that Breanna was waking up every night because her cough kept her from sleeping, a few people suggested that I put Vicks Vapor Rub on her feet at bed time. I had actually heard that before, but had always thought it was an old wive’s tale, right up there with not raising your arms overheard while pregnant because you’ll strangle your unborn baby with the umbilical cord (yes, I was told this once). I didn’t think it would actually do anything and was reluctant to try it because I knew you weren’t supposed to use the rub on a young child’s chest because the camphor is too strong for their lungs and could cause seizures, blablabladeathandmayhem.

And you know, while I know safety standards evolve, that’s one of those things that makes me stop and ask, “really?” Because I don’t know about you, but I spent a great deal of my childhood with Vicks on my chest so I could breathe at night during cold and flu attacks and I never had a seizure, died, or grew a second head. Sometimes I wonder how the human race has survived at all!

Anyway! After a bit of research I determined that putting the rub on Breanna’s feet wouldn’t endanger her health and, depending on who you asked, it would either help her or do diddly squat to keep her cough at bay. The thing is, although I had heard of the theory before, people leaving comments on my blog and emailing me were actual people who had tried it, not just some anecdotal story about someone’s best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl (Ferris Bueller ahoy!) who tried it out and had it work. I figured I had little to lose and a whole evening of peace to gain, so why not?

I put a thin layer on, stuck her socks on, and got her into bed. She fell asleep easily and quickly, and then proceeded to sleep. For hours! She did not wake up coughing. I had an entire evening where I only had to listen to the breeze blowing through my brain. It was so relaxing and I was able to unwind. The best part was that Breanna also needed that sleep; she woke up so much more refreshed this morning, having finally gotten a good night of sleep again. I am a total believer.

She’s currently sleeping with about half a jar of vapor rub on each foot. This stuff is awesome. It’s the only reason I was able to watch a special night of Criminal Minds, drink two cups of tea, and read more of the very excellent Slumdog Millionaire which is, not surprisingly, even more excellent than the movie was.

Day 60:  Relaxing on a Sunday night

Hope your Sunday evening was relaxing and cough-free too!