I’ve officially reached the silly and screwed up phase. First example – I decided to change Breanna’s diaper (yes, she’s STILL up) and I meant to say, “let me change your diaper” but what came out of my mouth was, “let me change your envelope.” WTF?

Second example – while preparing to write this entry I had to sit and stare in confusion for a minute before remembering how to post something.

At this point, there isn’t enough coffee in the world that could properly wake me up. If an emergency occurs right now and I have to be alert and awake for the rest of the day, I would have to first stop off downtown and find someone selling cocaine.