1. Why my laundry can’t fold itself. I go and get it, I sort it (sort of, I’m a bit lazy with the sorting), I wash it, I dry it (and Breanna is a big fan of helping me put the wet stuff in the dryer) and I haul the dry things out to the living room in baskets. The least it can do is fold itself dammit.

2. Why there were wet flurries of snow with the rain last night. And why some of the Maritime areas got actual snowfall. In May. Suddenly I’m glad I haven’t planted a tomato plant yet what with all the frost and crap going on.

3. Why Melinda was voted off last night. Trust me, as a big Blake fan (Hi, I’m Sherry, and I’m a Blaker Girl) I’m thrilled he’ll still be there next week, but I really wanted a Blake-Melinda finale. Alas. Then again, it’s not the first time the best singer has gone home after the top three .

4. Why the apartment seems to get messier the more I try to keep it clean.

5. How I came to volunteer to be the assistant coach for Hayley’s soccer team. I’m not sure I know what I just got myself into!