Tonight as George was heading out, he called me from downstairs. He had forgotten his nose decongestant spray and asked me to come out to the balcony and throw it down for him. I went out, tossed it, and he shouted “thanks!” and started to walk away. I stood watching, waiting to see if he’d turn around and look up.

He did. And at the exact same time we both gave each other the finger. We are so perfectly suited for each other.

And apparently Hayley is a perfect match to the family too. Tonight we had tacos and she wanted to know what the tortillas were.

George: Say “tortillas”.
Hayley: No.
George: Say “tortillas”!
Hayley: NO!
George: Say “I suck really bad.”
Hayley: You suck really bad.

HA! I nearly choked on my food.