This is possibly the most moronic news story ever – a woman is forced to rename her baked good such as Robin Tarts because they don’t contain robin, and her Paradise Slice cake because they don’t come from Paradise.
WTF?
Officials order gran to rename her 'Robin tarts' because they don't contain robin | the Daily Mail
Isn’t it wonderful that we live in such a Utopian world that there are no real problems to solve, so the government can step in and take care of trifling things like this?
Oh, wait.
Also? Who the hell would ever think that a TART would actually be made from ROBIN?